I've been doing a lot of thinking about my phone lately. That could be because I'm going to replace the phone in the next month or so. It's getting a little temperamental and whenever my electronics get temperamental, that means the Kris Effect is about to hit (or maybe has hit).

Yes, I'm one of those people who fry things on a regular basis. I can't wear a watch. I've been nearby when . . .

Three different microwaves have exploded

Two different TVs have exploded

One computer exploded

. . . and so on and so forth.

I know . . .

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