Chapter One

 

Wherein Lord Dampnut Demands a New Hairpiece

 

"Junkers!" bellowed Lord Dampnut. "I need a new one!"

He threw the hairpiece into the corner on top of a large pile of hair pieces of varying colors and styles.

"I want a new one. Perhaps a ferret or two. No. Make it a long-haired rabbit. Take Norab with you this time. Have him pick out the perfect rabbit. And don't give me that nonsense about my son being upset . . .

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